*Abby: "Daddy, what's that bone on the inside of your head?"
Nick: "It's called your skull."
Abby: "Oh, you mean like where Jesus died? You know, the Skull of Golgotha."
Nick: "Where did you learn that?"
Abby: "The Bible."
Nick: "Did your teacher tell you that?"
Abby: "No, I read it."
*Caleb: "Mom, what's for dinner?"
Caleb: "Oh, mom, I love pasgetti! And some broccoli! My favorite!"
(If only everyone in the house reacted this way to the meals that I choose.)
*While driving in the car with Caleb the other day, I heard a very long and loud fart. I asked, "Caleb, are you farting?"
Caleb's response: "No, mom-I'm just making music."
*On the way home today, Caleb announced, "When I get in the house, I'm going to take out my penis and scare everyone!"
As I swerved the van back into the correct lane to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic, I asked him to repeat his statement. He said the same thing again, causing his sister to find him the funniest person in the world.
Should I be concerned about my farting, flashing son?