The Kids

The Kids

Friday, May 21, 2010

The Latest Quotes

Just a few of the latest Abby and Caleb quotes that keep my days interesting...

*Abby: "Daddy, what's that bone on the inside of your head?"
Nick: "It's called your skull."
Abby: "Oh, you mean like where Jesus died? You know, the Skull of Golgotha."
Nick: "Where did you learn that?"
Abby: "The Bible."
Nick: "Did your teacher tell you that?"
Abby: "No, I read it."

*Caleb: "Mom, what's for dinner?"
Me: "Spaghetti."
Caleb: "Oh, mom, I love pasgetti! And some broccoli! My favorite!"
(If only everyone in the house reacted this way to the meals that I choose.)

*While driving in the car with Caleb the other day, I heard a very long and loud fart. I asked, "Caleb, are you farting?"

Caleb's response: "No, mom-I'm just making music."

*On the way home today, Caleb announced, "When I get in the house, I'm going to take out my penis and scare everyone!"

As I swerved the van back into the correct lane to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic, I asked him to repeat his statement. He said the same thing again, causing his sister to find him the funniest person in the world.

Should I be concerned about my farting, flashing son?

4 comments:

Christi said...

OMG!!!!!
I cried at Caleb's statement to scare everyone!!
What a funny boy!!

Teresa said...

Lance and I laughed out loud at these!

Joy said...

Hilarious! I'm pretty sure those are just average conversation topics for preschoolers. :)

Pete said...

If I were you, I'd be concerned about the flashing. However, I am ME, and I'm entertained by the farting. :)

-- Pete